Emotional Blackmailer
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With a pretend frown on my face
Fake sobs and tears,
I can get all that I want
It's a career!

Add engineered trembles in hands,
Quavers in voice
Then my outfit is complete
It's such a joy.

I have been practicing so long,
All of my years.
It's no wonder so many
Fall for my tears.

She's like a child's marionette
So many strings
I know just which ones to pull
To be her king.

She's like a child's model of clay,
I mold her mind
With a squish, I hold her fast
I'm one of a kind.

From her train of self-control's track
I can derail her
With a look gloomy enough
I'm an emotional blackmailer.

So, if you see her acting strange,
Not like herself
Realize she is controlled
By someone else.

With a pretend frown on my face
Fake sobs and tears
I can get all that I want
It's my career!